Lady GaGa: You know, I’m kind of like Tinkerbell. You know how Tinkerbell will die if you don’t clap for her? [audience claps] Do you want me to die? SCREAM FOR ME! [audience screams] Some people would like me to die. [sings] But I’m not going anywhere. Does anyone know what I hate almost as much as I hate money? Yes, I hate the truth. The french call it “la vérité”. Je déteste la vérité. In fact, I hate the truth so much I prefer a giant dose of bullshit anyday over the truth.

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