[Lip injures himself trying to get away from Karen’s house after Ian & Lip get caught getting blowjobs from Karen by her father]
*someone knocks on the door*
Lip: Oh shit! I’m not here! I’m not here!
Ian: You don’t know us Fiona!
Fiona: What. Have. You. Done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Sheldon: Are you just getting home?
Leonard: Yeah.
Sheldon: That’s a good sign, right?
Penny: Oh yeah.
Sheldon: I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!
You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!

(via rinoatimber-deactivated20110113)