Lip: You doing okay?
Ian: It’s kind of hard to explain.
Lip: Try me.
Ian: Mickey’s gay, and we’re doing it. And Kash shot Mickey because of me, but Mickey would rather go to juvie than admit he’s gay. So, I’m doing both Kash and Mickey. Well, not so much Kash lately. But when Kash and me were hot and heavy, Linda found out about it, and is blackmailing Kash into having another kid.
Lip: Holy shit.

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