“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities in me. I don’t have any”Top 5 girl vamps, (#5) | Isobel Flemming, The Vampire Diaries
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![Annie: Jeff, where were you last night?Jeff: At a bar.Shirley: Who can confirm that? Jeff: Your momma.Shirely: WHAT? [Annie slams Jeff’s head against the table]Jeff: What the hell Annie?Shirley: Her name’s not Annie, it’s psycho, and if I were you i’d tell her what she wants to hear.Annie: That’s right, because if I have to hand you over to Shirley, you’re gonna enter a kitchen of pain. Britta: Guys, stop it! Stop it, I did it. I framed Jeff. I’m sorry Jeff.Annie: But why?Britta: Because i’m a buzz kill, that’s why. Because, that’s who I am, that’s my roll. You guys, you create fun, and I destroy it. Of course a silly little joke ends with a dead body on the lawn, I should’ve known that, but I wanted to do it anyway because I wanted to be like you, I wanted to be funny. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cancer. Oh Good! Come on in, I thought it was Britta.”
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Annie: Jeff, where were you last night?
Jeff: At a bar.
Shirley: Who can confirm that?
Jeff: Your momma.
Shirely: WHAT?
[Annie slams Jeff’s head against the table]
Jeff: What the hell Annie?
Shirley: Her name’s not Annie, it’s psycho, and if I were you i’d tell her what she wants to hear.
Annie: That’s right, because if I have to hand you over to Shirley,
you’re gonna enter a kitchen of pain.
Britta: Guys, stop it! Stop it, I did it. I framed Jeff. I’m sorry Jeff.
Annie: But why?
Britta: Because i’m a buzz kill, that’s why. Because, that’s who I am, that’s my roll. You guys, you create fun, and I destroy it. Of course a silly little joke ends with a dead body on the lawn, I should’ve known that, but I wanted to do it anyway because I wanted to be like you, I wanted to be funny. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cancer. Oh Good! Come on in, I thought it was Britta.”
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![Mulan: Maybe what I really wanted was, to prove I could do things right. So when I looked in the mirror, i’d see someone worth while [starts crying] …but I was wrong. I see nothing. [throws helmet] Mushu: Well that’s just ‘cause this needs a little spit, that’s all. Let me shine this up for you. I can see you, look at you, you look so pretty. The truth is we’re both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don’t even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions. Cri-Kee: [chirps sadly at Mushu] Mushu: What? What do you mean you’re not lucky?! You lied to me?[to the horse] and what are you, a sheep?! Mulan: I’ll have to face my Father sooner or later. Lets go home.Mushu: Yeah, this ain’t gonna be pretty. But don’t you worry, okay? Things will work out. We started this thing together, and that’s how we’ll finish it. [hugs Mulan] I promise.
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Mulan: Maybe what I really wanted was, to prove I could do things right. So when I looked in the mirror, i’d see someone worth while [starts crying] …but I was wrong. I see nothing. [throws helmet]
Mushu: Well that’s just ‘cause this needs a little spit, that’s all. Let me shine this up for you. I can see you, look at you, you look so pretty.
The truth is we’re both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don’t even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.
Cri-Kee: [chirps sadly at Mushu]
Mushu: What? What do you mean you’re not lucky?! You lied to me?
[to the horse] and what are you, a sheep?!
Mulan: I’ll have to face my Father sooner or later. Lets go home.
Mushu: Yeah, this ain’t gonna be pretty. But don’t you worry, okay? Things will work out. We started this thing together, and that’s how we’ll finish it.
[hugs Mulan] I promise.
Mulan (1998)
